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Boom. You woke up from a coma and your head is absolutely throbbing. You look to your left and see, LeBron James. You look to your right and you see, an alien. Your heart begins to race at 1,000,000 miles an hour and you begin to panic. You ask where your parents are, but neither one of them respond. The doctor comes in and asks, “Isn’t this cool?! A whole bunch of “celebrities” are here because of you!” You rub your eyes and notice the ceiling is morphing, into different shapes and sizes, and you begin to panic again. The doctor calms you down once more and asks, do you want to go with LeBron or the alien?

You say:

1. I’m trying to get buckets, let’s go Bron!
2. I mean…how often do you chill with an alien?

LeBron picks you up and begins dribbling you like a basketball, but you feel no pain. Is this the way you die, bounced to death? As you begin to feel sorry for your life because you never would have thought that you would die like this, LeBron stops dribbling you and turns you into a normal person, sits you down and asks, are you hungry? Tacos or pizza?

You say:

1. Tacoooo Tuesdaaaaay
2. Do they have pepperoni?

Your day just started and things are getting weirder and weirder. You look at the news and there is this thing called the “coronavirus” going around. You have been time traveling and you are from the past coming to the future. People are dying left and right but ironically, you know the cure. You run to the nearest hospital and tell them that you have the antidote to this pandemic. You show them the bottle of “mystery juice” and you ultimately have the doctors undivided attention. They give you two options, give the bottle up for free, or die trying to keep it. What do you do?

You say:

1. DIE? I was trying to help you..
2. Here. Take it. 

The world is ending, and you have approximately two hours of life left. You begin to think of things you have always wanted to do. You have always wanted to go sky-diving with laser beam shooting penguins, but you did not want to seem crazy. Your second idea is you have always wanted to rob a bank and see what happens. You have never wanted to harm anyone, but you have watched all of the Fast & Furious movies so you figured anything is possible right? So what is it?

You say: 

1. How many penguins do you know that shoot lasers?
2. Call me Vin Diesel

You are on a game show and are given two options. First option is to eat a whole bag of worms without anything to drink, or to sit in a room full of expired milk. If you eat the bag of worms, you get $15,000, but if you sit in the room filled with expired milk, you get $25,000. There’s only one catch, if you throw up, you get nothing. So which is it?

You say:

1. I mean, worms are protein right?
2. A little dirty milk smell never killed anyone.